Thursday, June 21, 2007

Observed in Little Rock, AR

Location: The bar at the Little Rock Hilton.

Setting: A quiet Monday evening. Five or six customers are sitting at tables, being attended to by a blonde server with hair that falls well below her shoulders. Her low-cut black dress is slit almost to the hip, revealing much hosiery-covered thigh as she moves around the room. The bar has nobody sitting at it and the obese female bartender has stepped out for a few minutes.

Two young men enter and take seats at the bar. They bear a strong physical resemblance to Beavis and Butthead. They sit for two minutes without speaking.

Beavis: Duuuuuuuuude! Domestics, four-twenty five...for a Bud Light!

Both get up and begin to leave.

Butthead: This must be Paris Hilton's private bar. heh, heh!

Beavis: Paris Hilton. Heh, heh.

They disappear into the lobby.


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